Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
