she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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