She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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