dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Still dying that you shit outside
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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