So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
