I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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