Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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