What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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