What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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