Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
