gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Sacagawea was the original milf.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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