Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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