Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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