No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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