if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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