return my video game
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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