I'm drive I can fine osifer
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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