So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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