I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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