Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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