GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
