watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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