found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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