She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize