The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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