Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
sex on a bike is impossible
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