People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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