Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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