it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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