Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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