I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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