hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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