I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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