I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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