one two three fourrrrnication!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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