you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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