my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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