He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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