I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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