Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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