She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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