no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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