with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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