There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What a dumb baby whore.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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