i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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