i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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