every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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