WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
