doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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