He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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