...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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