Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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