As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We're too hungover to prance.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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