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(305): View more from Florida

so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator

(954): View more from Florida

you didnt stop her?

(305): View more from Florida

too entertaining

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(480): View more from Arizona

This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.

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(716): View more from New York

What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.

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(631): View more from New York

Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?

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